Q. When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

A. When it's raining cats and dogs !

Q. Where do frogs keep their money ?

A. In a river bank !

Angel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn’t.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?
Angel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

Waiter, this soup tastes funny !

Then why aren't you laughing ?

Jolie: How did mother know that you hadn’t had a bath?
Jack: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.